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Coming Soon...
Nerf Pole Vaulting
New Stuffies:
Kurgan Driving Academy
pupu's commie con 2004 write up
me at devart

Pictures
Dancing Jims and Phils
Dancing Jim and Phil 1
Dancing Jim and Phil 2
Dancing Jims and Phils (for something more sensitve)
Jackie Car
From Jackie with luv
Give me your women... and take me to Egypt!
Damn Amazon Level! Video games suck!
Aubrey's Dad
DORKS!
TOYS! circa 2002 Be Ye warned
Silvara! Dismember the Future circa 1999 or 1998
Ulga Testosterone
When you know, know, know, it's a love.
Kurgan - There can be only one!
(note: from webpage incarnation 97-99)
Quater Back Wayne Harkins JPEG (8.5k)
GWAR JPEG (23.5k)
The Undertaker JPEG (18.7k)
Ian & Mashaad JPEG (67.7k)
A Cylon JPEG (32.7k)
Sears is run by pedos JPEG (58.1k)
The Heart of the Hairy Beast(wayback machine link)

Beauty
Bwendan Abuse
The Most Annoying Song in the World
Jameston John
Captain Danger
(note: the following is a series of one, way to drunk guy :)
Video 1 MPEG (1.5MB)
Video 2 MPEG (1.2MB)
Video 3 MPEG (1.9MB)
Video 4 MPEG (2.8MB)
Video 5 MPEG (1.2MB)
Video 6 MPEG (643k)
Video 7 MPEG (418k)
Video 8 MPEG (1.7MB)
Video 9 MPEG (2.1MB)
Two Ducks Fuck volume 1
Two Ducks Fuck Love and War under Cherry Blossoms

STAR WARS
The Chewbacca Project
King Wookie Boomawahaueroompa
The Shaven Wookiee Wookie?
Isabell
Jane Doe
The Famous Padme Ass Shot
Possibly the Front?
Cosplay
Episode 1 Collage
Beep! Beep!
Bin Jar Jar
Lobata
Doomo
Ugnaughts Waltz for the MOON!

Beyond STAR WARS
Lum
Follow and Ye shall see (junby!)

A Weird Place
Action Figure list
(notes: figures in front room of house Jan. 2002, not really a lot of my collection, but written after a spite full arguement with an ex-gf, so kinda funny and worth noting. I'll link up more pages as they come in from this the whole thing was part of a breakup through making tounge and cheek mean comments throgh personal webpages.. so you know weird stuff.) And once again more infomattion than anyone wanted to know! :) (Wayback Machine Link)
The 1post
more shit from the angry webpage.. however this needs to be lived on... this is my rantings of all the pictures in my 1post folder on this server. 1post? that's the folder i used to upload pictures i was going to post on a message forum, or show off to someone. pretty much dates back to the beginning of having this server, and may contain some stuff from the k-h.com taod posting days, i don't recall though.
Photos
some crap here will be a rehash, still part of that same angry personal web pages suck era, some stuff was written in a weird place. But it's worth a historical look, weird what was important back then, life changes a lot.

Older Stuff
Maitland Ward in purple pjs

Whatever :)
DVD List
YMDB top 20

Personality Tests
Escaflowne Character
Anime Plushie
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Rorouni Kenshin Character
Book in the Bible
Carebear half of result
Carebear Second half, I don't get it, the results make no sense, i got both bears from one test.
The Geek Test
some results
What Utena Are You
Which Hunter Robin?

The Waaz Perspective (jim's corner)
Truuuuuuuuzy wuuuuuuzyy in the huuuuuuuzy

Vast Amounts of Pictures (waaay to many)
Comicon 2000
Comicon 2001
Comicon 2002
Comicon 2003
Halloween 2001
Halloween 2002
Sept. 10 2003
Sept. 9 2003
Episode II
Bwendan Pwaty
Jackie and Kate
Foamhenge
Little Trouz
High School
San Diego


The Cast (those that help bring you this garbage!)

Just to give everyone a headshot that comes by and contributes, or get's in the way when i am taking pictures of the sky, or something, i dunno, i aint clever or witty, so don't expect anything funny.
Me 1978-2001 Oh well if i am going to headshot everyone on here this go around, i might as well put up a horrible picture of myself. However i have nothing to do with this "webpage". But the whole page is about me, so why read more about me here.
Jim 1983-Present Yeah you read that right, 1983, shouldn't take too much brain power to figure that one out. If your a random person on here, and haven't figured out who this guy is, uh, well I am not really good at coming up with snappy insults about slow people, so I just won't say anything. Anyway for all I know Jim is wacthing over the page while I do this, ready to tell me to do something funny for his cast bio here. I dunno I like run-on sentences. Jim likes Caddies, and not the kind that carry your golf clubs.
Karl 1985(86?)-Present I'll have to ask smartypants when he moved to Davis. Karl is a good mormon boy from the deep south, he enjoys the finer things in life. He speaks for teen abstinence groups, and preaches about chosing life!. He was awarded with the golden life award in 2001 for his missonary work. He is good clean wholesome people, and why he belittles himself to save us, is well, beyond me. There must be a little of the beast in him.
Jackie 1995(96? or 1993?)-Present Okay the date on Jackie is hard, cause there is the whole Queen Bee Sam issue going on there. Jackie doesnt get a silly write up because we all are in awe of her courage. Courage? yes, she is willing to live with Jim, and that probably takes more than any human can possibly imagine! (breathe right strips!)
Chris 1991-Present There it's updated!. Now as long as Jim doesnt overwritte this with some update it should stay that way. Anyway proof postive that the wall is where no one wants to be!
(old description)
I had to debate this one, after all I just saw Chris and his new wife this summer, but I havent ever really mentioned the site to him, ever, and I don't know if his brother Marty would have shown it to him ever, heck, the domains been down for so long I wonder if Marty will even stop by the rebirth here. Oh well Chris also doesn't have a computer as far as I know, thus the whole debate, oh well I figured I should be technical about the list. Contributions: A lot, let's just leave it at that. Chris was probably by best friend during the later high school era, so he will pop up in pictures and stories all over the place.
Thatch 2001-Present Thatch Attack!, knows of the site, I think it gives him some giggles, he is in some pictures etc.. really the main reason he got up here is cause of his headshot, that thing is priceless! No really though, Thatch will show up a lot in here too, but that number is haunting him! It's so cute. Thatch also likes walnuts, so anyone wanting to send him a gift of such nuts should contact me or Jim.
BOOM!hauer 2001-Present Okay ladies... Boomhauer is a very eligible man... er. Anyway, if your looking for mr. right, look no further! Boomhauer accepts 8x10's and larger. But if you want to send him your resume and picture electronically through the web, it is a requirement that you make it a nudie picture, the sicker the better, remember your in competition for the Boom! all entries can be emailed to trouz, since we dont want to flood Boom's inbox. I am not kidding, get those webcams running!
Bwendan 1993-Present Bwendan lives in Chico. We never see him anymore. I believe he is majoring in Bottoms Up :) I mean some sort of sound engineering.(cough) :) Brendan likes beer. Much like Buffy likes beer. But Brendan hates Buffy. But then again dont we all!
Marty 1991-1999,2001 Marty is a weird one. I have seen him twice since I moved back here, twice in 2001. And that's like IT. Except oddly enough he came by trouz.com when it was the database driven version. So he might be around, he might not, I dunno, just enough to keep off the wall of shame I guess. I haven't seen him with my own eyes now for like a couple years, so I can't give any in-depth information like I did for Karl here. Oh, except that he likes guns.
JF 1992-Present Will some day rule the world. I tried voting for JF once, the local government really didn't appericiate it. Another example of democracy at work! Is credited with "Australia, the land of opportunity", very original. Big fan of ex-Sacramento King Bobby Hurley.
Graham 1992-1997, 2004 Turned out he moved in down the street from me, the universe sometimes seems very small.
(old description)
There were a lot of old BBS geeks that used to hang around. But I figured Graham, since he used to be part of the "hood" ;) deserved a mention here. I don't know what he really contributes though, maybe something nasty :), No one seems to know what happened to him, best guess seems to be he left the high tech world of modem computing for a tree hugging existance far away from the corruption of Davis politics. Ahh, whatever. Graham was an okay guy, everyone gives him a hard time cause of his mom.
Alyssa 1993-1999(??), 2004 Found Alyssa on my birthday, weird wild stuff.
(old description)
A weird one here, this one could be somewhat my fault. Or is, I lost my contact number for Alyssa. I saw her once before I moved out of town. And when I came back, I really had no way of contacting her, and since she doesnt live in town here, I really just haven't seen her in like 4 or 5 years I guess. I did see Mike at a Wesely Willis concert a while back (Jan. 2002), but I didn't think to get their phone number. Contributions: Pictures, although I found that she is in the background of most pictures, I recall her taking a lot of the high school stuff that might show up on here. There will be a lot of other weird things too, like if I get to the whole BBS history thing :)
Beanie 1999-2002, 2004 Things change eh. And sometimes change is good.
(old description)
Yeah I stuck the bean on here, even though Jim will give me shit. Basically though, going on the same reasons Chris got up here, I had to sorta do this one too. However in this case I think everyone kinda likes that the "new improved" bean(domoo arigatoo), has nothing to do with the current us'es(it's a word). However it is worth mention that before the dark times, She was probably my best friend from 1999 until some point in 2001, and like you here, in the end that's kinda sad. Contributions: Well our fight, made for a whole version of trouz.com, and if I ever open an adult section!


The Wall of Shame (mine or there's? Doesn't matter :))

Anyway the following is a list of close friends over the course of my life that are more than likely completely unaware of Trouz.com! even though they probably have some sort of contribution to the history or the site or content. Thus the whole wall of shame thing. Extra note: if you find yourself on this list, I am always just an email away trouz@trouz.com.
Kim 1993-1996 No clue here folks, true there is a long story attached, but as far as I know she could have fallen of the face of the earth. Weird considering there was a point there where I didn't go a day without hearing from her. Contributing factors on site: Making me feel old (long story, hopefully i'll get that online before my fire to update this thing runs out for another 6 months. And some art I need to scan in.
Jumping Jake 1992-1996 Jake joined the Navy. Last i heard he was in San Diego, weird huh?. Jakes legacy was that he was goofy, and he was the other main half of YSS. However his lasting legacy... well some of it involved falling through a church, that's about all that needs to be said :)
For Something Diffrent! (old cap galleries 1998-99)
Shelby Woo (Irene Ng)
Charisma Carpenter on Baywatch Gallery
WB Seventeen Magazine Special with Jordana (broken thumbs) 16 images 54 premier (nat, paquin, marisa) (broken thumbs) 8 images
Random Caps of Marla Sokoloff from "The Practice"
Caps of Marla Sokoloff from "The Practice" 1-3-99
Jordana Brewster on Conan Dec 98
Caps of Marla Sokoloff from "The Practice" 1-10-99
Mortal Kombat, Kristanna Lokken -
Sung Hi Lee, & Andreea Radutoiu
The Tonight Show 2-09-99, RLC & Paquin
The Tonight Show 3-24-99, Paquin
Kirsten Dunst on the Tonight Show 3-26-99 (totally busted Gallery Doesnt Work :) enjoy! 65 images
click here to see this gallery working on TAoD.Com

circa. 1998

Links


A History of TROUZ.COM


Sept. 2002 - April 2003

The phpnuke database driven version of the site. The galleries ruled, it was fun, a lot people seem to remember it, it even had a forum. Unfortunatly all that power required an account with php :), and when TAoD.Com needed all the bandwidth, things started to look grim, then when CiHost, the crappy web service company screwed things up, it was pretty much lost, thus the link doesnt work to it, the image is a crude reconstruction, that doesnt do anything :), sorry about that, send all hate mail to cihost.com


Jan. 2002 - Sept. 2002
The Personal Web Pages Suck, Personal Web Page. More notes about this version of trouz.com is in the Action Figures List notes


Dec. 1999 - Jan. 2002
A long running version of the site, the Waazniacth version. includes a lot of links that wont go anywhere, or go places that were usurped and now suck.. goot khfan.com instead.



Spring 1998 - Dec. 1999
The Height of TAoD (the group) web page. This is part of the house.simplenet.com era, which simplenet dissallowed when they decided you had to have a domain name on a site, or else. Once again, no point in visitin katie-holmes.com when there is khfan.com out there, same thing with the love hewitt site :).


Jan. 1998 - Spring 1998
a very shortlived version. first move over here really, from the old dcn pages (which seem to be lost to time now). Most of the links goto defunct fan pages for episode 1 rumors, and xena.